Ash's Kitchen

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

MOM, THIS IS GREG. HE IS MY NEW BOYFRIEND AND WE ARE IN LOVE. SAY HI, GREG.

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HONEY, IS THIS ABOUT HOW NOBODY ASKED YOU TO THE WINTER FORMAL?

FIRST OF ALL, MOM, NO, AND SECOND OF ALL GREG JUST SAID HELLO TO YOU SO THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS ACKNOWLEDGE HIM.

HONEY, PLEASE. IT’S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD. THERE’S ALWAYS NEXT-

I WON’T BE COMING HOME TONIGHT, MOM. OR ANY NIGHT UNTIL PROBABLY APRIL, BECAUSE I’LL BE STAYING HERE AT GREG’S. PLEASE LEAVE US ALONE NOW. GREG, SAY GOODBYE TO MY MOTHER, WHO IS LEAVING NOW.

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THAT WAS VERY NICE OF YOU TO SAY, GREG. YOU HAVE EXCELLENT MANNERS.

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I LOVE YOU TOO.

justinrampage:

The ill tempered Donald Duck was the original Angry Bird! Those green pigs stood no chance against this feathered menace. Tim Shumate’s entered this mash up design for Threadless’ Donald Duck T-Shirt Design Challenge.

You can now throw down your vote to help him out.

The Original Angry Bird by Tim Shumate (Tumblr) (Etsy) (Facebook)

Via: timshumateillustrations

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tehjeff:

Fuuuuuutttttuuuuuuuuureeeeeeee.

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megustamemes:

Love memes? You will enjoy MeGustaMemes! 100% funny blog of memes!

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greasethedevil:

DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS.

You see her? Her name is Triple Baconator. She’s three times the weight she should be and she can barely stand. All her life she’s been ridiculed, called disgusting and “thick”. People treat her like an object. Like a piece of meat.

Well I think she’s heart-stoppping.

You might think this post is cheesy but don’t be fooled; this is real beauty.

Reblog if you think Triple Baconator is truly beautiful!

oh my god.

This won’t make your blog ugly.

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